Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
