When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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