In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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