his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I just found puke in my bra..
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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