Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
