But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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