Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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