She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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