I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I think my moral compass just broke
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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