I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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