He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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