she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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