Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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