so that wasnt chicken after all
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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