the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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