I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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