i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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