I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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