That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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