What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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