Heybabeimwearingurpanties
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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