Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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