Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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