He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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