i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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