we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
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My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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Testing the emergency boobs hotline
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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