a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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