he shaved USA in his pubs
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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