she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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