Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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