This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.