her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.