Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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