the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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