Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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