just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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