Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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