where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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