theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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