Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize