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I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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