hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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