just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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