what if I'm pregnant?
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my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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