Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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