Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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