I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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