Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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