I swear god or herbie drove my car home
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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