I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Randomize
