I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
