So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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