no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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